So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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