the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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