Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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