She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Actions speak louder than pants.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Naked. naked and bneed help.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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