If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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