so that wasnt chicken after all
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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