Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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