@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Randomize
