so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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