I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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