yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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