As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i think we sleep fucked last night...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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