Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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