Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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