He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
please come you make the beer taste better
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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