There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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