I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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