I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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