she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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