Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
