i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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