why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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