Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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