You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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