I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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