Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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