Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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