I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
