Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Never joke about your clitoris.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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