Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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