I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
