Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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