Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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