All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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