Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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