Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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