We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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