So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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