redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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