I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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