ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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