bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
