Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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