North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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