I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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