O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Randomize
