I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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