ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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