Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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