i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
